Steve Harvey Describes How Men Territorially Piss on Women Like Dogs

For some reason, Steve Harvey is considered a relationship expert, even though his research involves only his own experience and that of his parents, and his ethos is based on gender stereotypes. He frequently backs his claims with, "We're men!" and leaves it at that. He offers common sense (of a certain discipline)… » 9/15/14 2:15pm Monday 2:15pm

The View Presents the Worst Joan Rivers Tribute Ever

What in the "Dear Mr. Jesus"/"Christmas Shoes" hell is this tripe? I can hear Joan Rivers going, "Ugh!" over and over in her grave in response to this treacly tribute from Kristin Chenoweth on today's episode of The View. Chenoweth sings her own "Borrowed Angels" ("They can't stay forever / 'Cause they're heaven… » 9/15/14 1:57pm Monday 1:57pm

Robin Thicke Was High in Studio, Lied About Writing "Blurred Lines"

Want to hate Robin Thicke even more than you already do? OK, here you go: The Hollywood Reporter got its hands on transcripts of his and Pharrell Williams from their preemptive lawsuit against Marvin Gaye's children, who threatened to sue over the sonic similarities between Thicke and Williams "Blurred Lines" and… » 9/15/14 12:40pm Monday 12:40pm

At the End of the Day, Here Is a Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Supercut

At the end of the day, Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's third season finale aired this week. At the end of the day, the people on this show say, "At the end of the day" a lot. At the end of the day, I counted over 140 utterances. At the end of the day, "at the end of the day" is supposed to notate definitive statements and… » 9/10/14 1:25pm 9/10/14 1:25pm

Ariana Grande Has a "Good Side," Bad Attitude

Teacup Yorkie Ariana Grande has been releasing albums for a little over a year, but she already has a diva-sized 'tude, according to a report. The piece claims that she arrived at an interview with a list of demands (don't ask questions about: relationships/dating/ex-boyfriends, Mariah Carey, Sam & Cat » 9/09/14 1:19pm 9/09/14 1:19pm

"Beard Weave" Is the Dumbest Thing Ever Done on ANTM, To a Human Face

Before last night, it had been a while since I'd watched a full episode of America's Next Top Model (now in its 21st cycle). But then, a friend pinged me, as one might when a mutual former friend has gone over the top in a way that is predictable (the tendency to go over the top and exhaust me in the process is… » 9/09/14 10:52am 9/09/14 10:52am

You'll Never Get To See Judge Judy's Nudes Since She Destroyed Them

So that you don't think she's a prude, proud luddite Judge Judy revealed that she, like you and your favorite celebs several decades her junior, has appeared in photos she'd never want to see the light of day. But we'll never get to see what's under her robe/doily combo because she destroyed them since the world is… » 9/08/14 7:05pm 9/08/14 7:05pm

"It's So Depressing, Race": Willis Earl Beale & Tim Sutton on Memphis

Willis Earl Beale wore a Zorro-esque mask, probably the one you see in the picture above, throughout my discussion with him and director Tim Sutton (Pavilion) about their movie Memphis earlier this week. "Identity," he said, when I inquired about it. "We all wear masks anyway. It's a part of my whole thing." In… » 9/05/14 1:05pm 9/05/14 1:05pm