Noted comedy misogynist/part-time cross-dresser Jerry Lewis reiterated his distaste for women comedians at a press conference at the Cannes Film Festival today. Here is the AP's recap:
All of this arrived Tuesday in a box so big I thought maybe someone was sending me a suffocated animal. I asked my boss John Cook if I could keep it and he said, "Do you even want it?" An iPod and a bottle of Moët? Yes, that is an instant Friday/living Mariah Carey song. Whatever. I was going to watch Soderberg's Liberace biopic, Behind the Candelabra, anyway (I wanna see Michael Douglas and Matt Damon fuck!). Now I'm gonna watch it in class, like Liberace would if he were alive today and used headphones for the sound on his TV. Anyway, this is the sort of shameless shit that networks do to try to buy positive coverage. We'll see if it works.
A Girls porn parody is on the way. It sounds kind of redundant — as if this show weren't so easy to masturbate to already!
Daft Punk are remixing Random Access Memories to make its material more Daft Punk-ish. The concepts, they never stop coming!
Joe Francis To His "Retarded" Jury: Just Kidding!
It was not inevitable that Joe Francis would issue an apology for his remarks to The Hollywood Reporter
Not a law folk (don't even play one on the Internet), but TMZ says up to five years.
Joe Francis Juror Responds, Confirms He Is Not "Retarded"
After we published our post on the Hollywood Reporter story
This is a champagne-and-glass carrying case. When used, this will make me seem more like the most fun soccer mom on the team than Liberace, and I'm so OK with that.
This is a glass. So is the other one.
This is a bottle of Moët, which I'm assuming is what Liberace drank (I haven't seen the movie yet — the only thing I really wanted in this package, a movie screener, was the only thing I didn't get), and which I know Biggie Smalls drank. Taste the cultural intersection.
